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Guide to Being a Jackass by netnessie Guide to Being a Jackass by netnessie
... Well that was a wildly inappropriate update.


Enjoy :D




For those who don't know (shame on you), "Deviant Guide to being a Jackass" is a sequel (in spirit) of Critique is Dead, something with a lot more writing.
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Given 2010-02-24
Guide to Being a Jackass by ~netnessie This deviant presents us with a whimsical guide to what to do if receiving "immortal fame as a visionary and activist for both the arts and the artistry" is what you thrive for. With a clean, simple and yet eloquent design, this is a list of all the mistakes and overrated things that may bring you popularity, but make you miss out on what deviantArt is actually all about. ( Suggested by Lumysaara and Featured by ginkgografix )
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battybuddy Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014
Honestly, I think you nailed them all... Well maybe there's one or two you missed, but people will always find more ways to be an jackass.
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CritexMind Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is an incredible work.

What is the point of an art community of people that can't express their opinions, say pointless stuff everytime (some silliness is healthy, though) or are close-minded?

Also: "You hated or disliked an artwork/artist? Promote a crusade against it/them." and "Use complicated words which meanings you don't know and always type a shitload of "elaborated" text, everyone will see how smart you are."
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rinatan-chu Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Student Digital Artist
This was really funny! It is funny because it is true. This may be old but it is absolutely timeless!
Great guide. I will now read the prequel. Thank you for making this :D
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MartinSilvertant Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional General Artist
You typed "deviantions" once and you're using the Brittish and American spelling of 'favor/favour' interchangeably. I also noticed a few other typos so you might want to double-check what you wrote. Having said that, this is some excellent work; it's amusing and I can appreciate the satire and social criticism.
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kingmickey13 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Student General Artist
DIS IS A PEACE OF COLLE NESS AND TOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO AMD I A JAKAS YET?mMOOOOOOOOOOOOAWOMWAOMOALOL


loltrolol
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TinyTyrannosauridae Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I have seen a heck load of people doing these...
and it makes me feel annoyed...
And I guess I'm doing the same thing...
damn...
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star-electric Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I think I have seen at least half of these and two are me X(
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samoholic Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
OH no, that's a lot to take in, how do you know if you are a Jackass or just can't comment on a piece of work or have no idea about the process it would take to create in order to critique it to help an artist out and make an excellent comment. How do you not like what you actually like so easily? Maybe I'm taking it too far, but I love what this says and stands for.
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totalrandomusername Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Because I'm a rule breaker. I will break the rules of being a DA jackass
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DigiStar-Agua Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012  Student General Artist
Hmm. I'm obviously not a Jack (butt)
I encourage everyone and I'm very indepth with my comments,sometimes taking up most of the comment box.
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